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President Tanaka
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Your favorite face on television, TV Tanaka! President and executive of Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities.

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Anonymous Coward · 8mo

president tanaka why is your favorite crime tax evasion

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Hey, Tanaka. I need that money you owe me.
No reason other so that my Cognitive Pscience researchers can get their pay. Mind sending me some more Persona users from the Kirijo group?
-Love, Masayoshi Shido, Future Diet Member.

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

how much are u charging for the nui mr president tanaka i need 2 know!!!!!

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

president tanaka-san, can you do a kickflip?

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

I remember there were rumors floating around that you’ve been hanging out with a blue haired high schooler at paulownia mall, but they’ve died down since then. Are these rumors true?

The rumors “died down” you say? I wonder why they died… Anyways, I was just offering some business advice. Nothing shady.

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Mr. Tanaka, would there ever be a way for me to work with you?

Of course. How about an unpaid internship to see if you have what it takes? I might consider hiring you if you’re any good.

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Are you Morosexual

I’m moneysexual. Intelligence isn’t important as long as you got a loaded bank account.

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

(with rizz-i mean, with max charm) mr. tanaka i want you so bad sorry. btw i have six mansions and three lamborghinis hahaha

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Do you know loona

LikelyRyan · 9mo

What is your NUMBER ONE tip for getting rich quickly (please I need this FAST)

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

mr tanaka are you single

I’m afraid I cannot disclose information on my personal life… I don’t need another scandal. Lawsuits are expensive, you know.

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Hello Mister Tanaka. First off, I'm a big fan. Second, your amazing commodities NEVER miss. I always get 10/10 service, 10/10 product.

That’s great news— I’m always happy to hear from satisfied customers. They’re the only customers I listen to, actually!

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

mr tanaka can you stream your amazing commodities on twitch

Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Please adopt me

Children are far too expensive to care for. I’d rather spend that money on myself, thank you.

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