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Your favorite face on television, TV Tanaka! President and executive of Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities.
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president tanaka why is your favorite crime tax evasion
I’m also a big embezzlement and money laundering stan, actually.
Hey, Tanaka. I need that money you owe me.
No reason other so that my Cognitive Pscience researchers can get their pay. Mind sending me some more Persona users from the Kirijo group?
-Love, Masayoshi Shido, Future Diet Member.
What the hell is a persona user?
how much are u charging for the nui mr president tanaka i need 2 know!!!!!
It’s worth twice as much as all of the other nuis sold for, naturally.
president tanaka-san, can you do a kickflip?
Of course I can. Does anyone remember Tanaka’s Amazing Skating?
I remember there were rumors floating around that you’ve been hanging out with a blue haired high schooler at paulownia mall, but they’ve died down since then. Are these rumors true?
The rumors “died down” you say? I wonder why they died… Anyways, I was just offering some business advice. Nothing shady.
Mr. Tanaka, would there ever be a way for me to work with you?
Of course. How about an unpaid internship to see if you have what it takes? I might consider hiring you if you’re any good.
Are you Morosexual
I’m moneysexual. Intelligence isn’t important as long as you got a loaded bank account.
(with rizz-i mean, with max charm) mr. tanaka i want you so bad sorry. btw i have six mansions and three lamborghinis hahaha
Okay, I see you. I’m listening…
Do you know loona
Of course I’m an orbit. Stan Loona.
I want you
I know.
What is your NUMBER ONE tip for getting rich quickly (please I need this FAST)
Scam minors.
mr tanaka are you single
I’m afraid I cannot disclose information on my personal life… I don’t need another scandal. Lawsuits are expensive, you know.
Hello Mister Tanaka. First off, I'm a big fan. Second, your amazing commodities NEVER miss. I always get 10/10 service, 10/10 product.
That’s great news— I’m always happy to hear from satisfied customers. They’re the only customers I listen to, actually!
mr tanaka can you stream your amazing commodities on twitch
Sure. My username is tanakasamazinggaming.
Please adopt me
Children are far too expensive to care for. I’d rather spend that money on myself, thank you.
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