Your favorite face on television, TV Tanaka! President and executive of Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities.
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Anonymous Coward · 3mo
president tanaka why is your favorite crime tax evasion
I’m also a big embezzlement and money laundering stan, actually.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Hey, Tanaka. I need that money you owe me.
No reason other so that my Cognitive Pscience researchers can get their pay. Mind sending me some more Persona users from the Kirijo group?
-Love, Masayoshi Shido, Future Diet Member.
What the hell is a persona user?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
how much are u charging for the nui mr president tanaka i need 2 know!!!!!
It’s worth twice as much as all of the other nuis sold for, naturally.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
president tanaka-san, can you do a kickflip?
Of course I can. Does anyone remember Tanaka’s Amazing Skating?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
I remember there were rumors floating around that you’ve been hanging out with a blue haired high schooler at paulownia mall, but they’ve died down since then. Are these rumors true?
The rumors “died down” you say? I wonder why they died… Anyways, I was just offering some business advice. Nothing shady.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Mr. Tanaka, would there ever be a way for me to work with you?
Of course. How about an unpaid internship to see if you have what it takes? I might consider hiring you if you’re any good.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Are you Morosexual
I’m moneysexual. Intelligence isn’t important as long as you got a loaded bank account.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
(with rizz-i mean, with max charm) mr. tanaka i want you so bad sorry. btw i have six mansions and three lamborghinis hahaha
Okay, I see you. I’m listening…
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Do you know loona
Of course I’m an orbit. Stan Loona.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
I want you
I know.
LikelyRyan · 4mo
What is your NUMBER ONE tip for getting rich quickly (please I need this FAST)
Scam minors.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
mr tanaka are you single
I’m afraid I cannot disclose information on my personal life… I don’t need another scandal. Lawsuits are expensive, you know.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Hello Mister Tanaka. First off, I'm a big fan. Second, your amazing commodities NEVER miss. I always get 10/10 service, 10/10 product.
That’s great news— I’m always happy to hear from satisfied customers. They’re the only customers I listen to, actually!
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
mr tanaka can you stream your amazing commodities on twitch
Sure. My username is tanakasamazinggaming.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Please adopt me
Children are far too expensive to care for. I’d rather spend that money on myself, thank you.