Ask me anything!

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

How would you best describe yourself?

Quiet and introspective.

Anonymous Coward · 2mo

And what about you, Stefan? What are your deepest darkest nightmares?

Spilling my fears so they can be used against me? I'm smarter than that. Let's keep it simple: A stake through the heart, the loss of my head, having my heart torn from my chest.

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

What is something that most people learn only after it’s too late?

That life is short and moments are fleeting.

Anonymous Coward · 4mo

Do your friends know much about your hobbies?

They know about football. And Elena knows that I read. No, I guess not. I'm not that open about them.

Anonymous Coward · 2mo

80's. [Crumples the flyer.] It's not until the first week of September, but Caroline's forcing me to help organize it. So yes, my summer is being spent planning for fall events. And have no fear- fall will be spent planning for winter, winter for spring- you see how this is going? I'm stuck in Caroline-hell, a never ending planning mode. Save me?

𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐. [Fingers strum.] I can't help this feeling that by 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 you, I'll be inadvertently 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 you in Caroline-hell. [Lets a long moment of silence stretch before relenting.] I'll check my calendar. There's a good chance I'm open that weekend.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 2mo

It might be a date.

[Feigns extended contemplation.] Which decade would I be suffering through?

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

[Holds up a flyer for the latest decade dance.] Come with? You know you want to.

Is this a date?

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 4mo

Can you speak a foreign language?

Italian and French.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Would you rather live in a flat or in a house?

No preference. The most important thing is privacy.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

Describe yourself using a hashtag.

(#) broody.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

Which do you prefer- to love or to be loved?

That's a tough one. Unrequited love sucks. I'm going with 'to love.'

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

Can you play the trumpet?

No, but I do appreciate its sound. I enjoy jazz.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

What is your favourite sports team?

I'm probably supposed to say the MFHS Timberwolves, but I'm going with the Saints.

s. · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Have you ever listened to music from the 80's?

Aside from the fact that I 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 through the 80s (twice, technically—the 1880s were a thing), I would argue that there is not a person alive who has managed to avoid hearing 80s music. It's all around us.

s. · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

How do you relax?

Relaxing around humans who don't know what I am is 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑦 difficult. I'm constantly on guard, trying not to slip up or seem unusual. Relaxing around other vampires is next to impossible, given that they're mostly assholes. Thus, my status as a loner was born; I relax when I'm alone.