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Everyone: Let's say I took you out to a nice restaurant, one where you would be expected to be on good behavior, so when you get the urge to pee, you actually go to the bathroom for once... but the toilets are all either occupied or out of order. What do you do?
Momo: "Well the easy answer is to casually pee on the floor under the table..."
Nana: "...but you want us to make a scene, don't you?"
Momo: "In that case... I hope you're thirsty!"
Nana: "You want him to take all five of us?"
Momo: "No, better idea. We all have to go at the same time to make the biggest scene, so you drink me, Haru drinks Yuki, you and Haru each fill a glass on the floor, and our naughty fellow... drinks Fuyu!"
Fuyu: "Absolutely not!!!"
Momo: "It's the only way to keep the nice restaurant clean! You know you wouldn't be able to keep it all in a glass!"
Fuyu: "I'd hold it in!!!"
Nana: "Fancy dinners take a loooong time... I don't think you could."
Fuyu: "I... then... M-Momo would-"
Momo: "Uh-uh, I don't drink that, no matter how much I love you!"
Yuki: "Same for me..."
Haru: "I'd only do it for Yuki because it's Yuki, and he'd probably only do it for me for the same reason..."
Fuyu: "Uuuu... w-why do you keep putting me in situations like this???"
Despite their complaining, their tail is wagging
Momo: "Because you're so cute when you're embarrassed!"
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