Just imagining a comfortable life where you have no real worries. A massive fridge full of food, a soda fountain within reach and sipping attatchments, bed comfier than any cloud, and all the entertainment you could desire. With such a beautiful setup, you've comfortably grown over the years. Does it matter how wide? Probably nothing to snuff at but it's definitely causing your body to appear more bottom heavy.

It's an incomplete thought but maybe it's something you've thought about