Retrospring is shutting down on 1st March, 2025 Read more

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

What's the worst messy wedgie you've gotten/given?

Wengeville is home to many species of clover, but the Urticating Rot is my favourite.

When the plant reaches maturity, its root is soft as a rotten peach. Much like ginger, the root activates heat receptors when it comes in contact with skin. The spiny nettles along the flower stems also sting, causing an acute itching sensation.

One time I dumped a large Urticating Rot in my Roomate , Connor in an attempt to snap him out of a trance… it didn’t work btw.

Retrospring uses Markdown for formatting

*italic text* for italic text

**bold text** for bold text

[link](https://example.com) for link