some guy · 1y
can’t stop thinking about olivine participating in a public self flagellation parade (our town has this tradition during catholic holy week). there’s still a few kilometres left in the parade and it’s scorching hot. he can’t stop thinking about everyone in town seeing how hard he is in his pants
ohhh he'd try to keep his thoughts chaste but you KNOW between the heat and the pain and the people looking at him every nerve of his body would be on fire... he'd be sweating bullets and panting like he just ran a marathon and his knees would be wobbling with every step and every strike, and the more conspicuous he gets, the more he can feel people's eyes on him, the more aroused he becomes... I bet eventually he just collapses and comes in the dirt and everyone is like "oh no our poor sweet innocent father olivine is simply not cut out for such violent practices!" and help him back to the temple, none the wiser that he just got off in front of god and everybody 😈
