How are you so awesome? :)
A healthy mix of self-loathing, weird brain chemistry and compulsion to be a brat at the weirdest times.
What would you do if you had one million euros?
Sell it to a European for $100k.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
I'd rather lose a leg. I have a desk job, thus my legs are a smidge less useful to me.
Can you play the saxophone?
Nope! I can't play any instrument! ...except the recorder, and even then I can only play Hot Cross Buns or....some other song that starts (Mi Re Do Re--, Mi Re Do Re--, Mi Re Do Re Re Mi Mi-).
Are you afraid of going outside at night?
No, but yes. No, cuz I like the darkness or when the street is lit up by streetlights/moonlight. It's quiet and there's no real expectation of needed a destination, imo. Plus, my default wardrobe is mostly black, so I can blend into the night. Yes cuz see previous statement about dressing in black and being Black myself means if I come across a stranger, they're way more likely to see me as a threat.
Yes! -tail wags-
What do you think about Bad Dragon?
I've always wanted to buy something off there, but I'm far too in my own head to actually use them. Whatever I'd end up with, it'd just be a cool art piece.....that I'm too anxious to keep on public display. That being said, I'm eyeing Austin something fierce 👀
Would I a wooodchuck who chucks wood, wood would this woodchuck chuck!
What do you think about the Internet?
It can be a chill and inspiring place. I've got games, entertainment, and cuties to crush on. I've got ways to keep in touch with friends. I've got ways to know I'm not alone. I like it here. :)
And then there are some twatwaffles that just have to fuck it up for everyone, but we're not counting them. >_>;
Do your friends like muffins?
I'm sure some do. I use to make cupcakes some times and they said they liked those! I dunno about muffins specifically.
do you like to stare up on a clear night and feel the whole of everything spinning gently
Aah, that sounds so lovely~! I miss stargazing so much! ....Just make sure there's no chance anything crawls on me x_x
Are you religious?
Nah. I'm actually kinda jealous of folks that are religious. There's comfort in believing that kind of stuff, but it's just....difficult for me to accept that at face value. Instead I pick and choose some fun stuff that "would be nice" (like ghosts, magic, karma (to a certain extent)). The list and reasons change all the time, but the only consistency is that it just makes life a little bit more interesting.
Also, I don't need anyone to tell me to not murder, rape, etc.
What's the way to your heart? 👀
Tbh, constant praise and attention on my terms. Also feed me lots of treats!
Why do people climb mountains?
Cuz it's there? Because all rocks need to be stood on as a show of dominance above sentient rock creatures? Cuz there's less people up there?
what's your opinion on dergs and follow up question how are you so cute
All dergs are valid and excellent cuddle buddies, regardless of size or shape!! <3 And follow up answer: I'm only cute if people say I'm cute. So keep calling me cute! :3c
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