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If Kyle Adam Carrozza aka TVsKyle showed up at your door demanding to use the toilet, what would you do? He has an agreement with the Burbank Police not to be near minors, minor-coded individuals or any domiciles containing such while awaiting charges. You know that he can't kill you because you could outrun him before he could sit on you, but it's feasible that he could find some other way for your demise. On the other hand, he just finished going to Taco Bell and eating a burrito that the workers laced with some incredibly potent laxatives to punish him for his pedo deeds. Not only will your toilet not survive the wrath of Kyle's anus, but your home will be rendered uninhabitable for about a month. Such a heinous shit will certainly harm life including many minors if he drops it in the street instead of a toilet, which would violate the agreement. What do you do?
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