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anon · 4mo

Last night when I was tickling my pickle😔
Michael Jackson fell through my ceiling 😮
What the flying frigals I yelled!😳😠
He stood up and said ‘HE HE’
I continued tickling my pickle whilst Michael moon walked though my room😔😔😠😠
He then gasps😧remembered he was dead😵😵😵😔😔😠😠😧😧
And suddenly silly salmons onto the floor and dies again😧😵💀

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