APPLEJACK: Well, what is there to say. I'm just a simple apple farmer from the central part of Equestria.
APPLEJACK: Every morning, I wake up early and get to my chores for the day. Some days I spend time with my friends and on others with my family.
APPLEJACK: I'm like most ponies really.
APPLEJACK: ...
APPLEJACK: Ignoring THAT whole conundrum that is.