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Secret Michael · 22d
What do you think is your strongest skill?
The lame answer would be writing... but I wanna instead say compassion! I think I've been able to help a decent amount of my close friends just from emotional availability and practiced empathy. I'm good at that... it also lets me fake it that much better for my costumer service gig!
Secret Michael · 3mo
no, i guarantee you. my paranoia can and will find a way to turn that into a negative thought
and i'll hate myself all the way for it.. :3
I didn't notice this one before, I hope this is flirting because I'm concerned for you otherwise
Secret Michael · 3mo
turns you into a freaking balloon
what the HELL!?
Secret Michael · 3mo
+SCRONGLED
fucking dies
Secret Michael · 3mo
being inflated against my will, making my own awful body image even worse... eheheh....
that is, until you reach a point where the only state of being left in your puffed-tight mind is 'blimp.'
Secret Michael · 3mo
Well what if ANOTHER one did?
My actual advice: be genuine, and make her laugh. Don't make up any kind of expectations, and ALWAYS ask before you do anything even vaguely intimate; like, "do you wanna cuddle and watch tv" sort of stuff. Just get to know each other and let stuff happen organically, and take steps to make sure you won't end up bitter and disappointed if you read more into a friendship than they're comfortable with reciprocating. And if they wanna burp in your face and fart in your lap after all that, you're golden, baby
Secret Michael · 3mo
If a cool hot lady who's super gassy and bloated all the time and walked up asking to be friends. How would you respond?
If? I have Miri as a roommate, that's what I wake up to every day!!
Secret Michael · 3mo
which looks cooler, Primerion Unimate or Diabolus Hellbringer
I don't know what it is, but I just don't vibe with robots and gears atm. It's gotta be Diabolus Hellbringer between the two
Secret Michael · 3mo
do you inflate IRL?
...yes. I accidentally became pretty good at it, too
Secret Michael · 3mo
When did you know you were INTO inflation?
So, funny enough, it was actually a concession I made because I ran out of breast expansion clips! It's funny to think because inflation is just such a bigger and more multi-faceted kink with subcategories and everything, but it was basically an afterthought at first, haha!
Secret Michael · 3mo
One basketball sized yam on the way
Oohh... Natalie's belly is growling like a garbage disposal after just one bite. She's never been the type to let food go to waste, though...
Secret Michael · 3mo
huge bloaty women blowing up smaller, less bloaty women by tooting into them Y/N?
Oh, Y. Y in like size 120 font and underlined, yeah. Yep!
Secret Michael · 3mo
What was your FIRST kink experience? Like, your awakening?
The uh. Scene in Dragon Ball GT when Goku turns into a giant ape. Watched it in my parents' room alone, didn't realize at the time that it was doing to change my brain chemistry literally for the rest of my life.
Secret Michael · 3mo
are you a fan of gassy blimps rocketing away? :3
I am a fan of gassy blimps doing ANYTHING!! HELL yeah
Secret Michael · 3mo
How has your day been?
Daydreaming about gassy but polite girls whose ballooning bubble butts are on the verge of tearing through their pants as they try to hold it in, thank you!!