So, what if I'm down, stuck in reverse
I look around, it could be worse
What can I do?
Honestly I've got nothing to offer at all
Why should I mew, why should I mog?
I'd rather fanum tax
Cover my ears, open my eyes, and see what appears

What will happen will happen whether I'm Sigma or Alpha
What will happen will happen whether I'm Sigma or Alpha
There are days to wake up for
There are dreams to be had
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
There's a reason I'm rizzing at eighty degrees in Ohio
I'm totally mad

So, I'll let it go
No need to sink now that I know that I can think
Therefore I am able to choose when I give a damn
I refuse to be beta
This is my gyatt
I won't become misery's ice spice
If I can hold my rizzing under total control

What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
There are days to wake up for
There are dreams to be had
What will happen will happen whether I'm happy or sad
And there's a reason I'm rizzing at eighty degrees in Ohio
I'm totally mad

Not a grimace shake, not a baby gronk
Everybody's gone stone cold crazy, like a cherry tree chopped
Maybe fortnite's new season just flopped, or
Maybe some baby in a groovy helicopter

We do, we do nothing but hold the window shut to keep the worry out
We never wanna see the alphas fade
We gotta edge with our gyatts to keep the worry out

But they have ways of making me think
I can't mew, can't edge
Can't put up a stink about the rattling battling and the countdown paddling
The motherland straddling the weaky freak link

We do, we do nothing but hold the window shut to keep the worry out
We never wanna see the alphas fade
We gotta edge with our gyatts to keep the worry out

Imagine a world without the Skibidi toilets, and the Livvy Dunns
Wouldn't we be calmer?
Now of course by "we", I'm only speaking for me
But it's easy to assume that other people agree, you see

We do nothing but hold the window shut to keep the worry out
We never wanna see the alphas fade
We gotta edge with our gyatts to keep the worry out

If I, at my own convenience, forget what they say
I find it easy to focus on living each day
If I could change it I would, to do what someone else should
But I believe that the problem is misunderstood

What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
There are days to wake up for
There are dreams to be had
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha

What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
There are days to wake up for
There are dreams to be had
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha
What will happen will happen whether I'm sigma or alpha