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from the moment I laid my big ol eyes on ur big ol head!! I knew u were my love :heart_eyes:
what if I cough in ur mouth
opps are meant to have 2 ps not one >:/
im taking a shit on ur yard
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Una pata para andar
Una cucaracha grande
Se pasea en la cocina
Y la chancla de mi madre
Le ha quitado una patita
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Una pata para andar
Hypothetically, would you eat a dead cockroach?
what if i did the macarena on your fan late at night and I was the size of an ant
what would u do if i skibidi rizzed all over your room?
what would u do if i floated above you staring dead in your face as you slept peacefully <3???!!!
Watch out, I’m coming over to gently caress your eyelashes at 2:58 AM, Friday January 8th.
Are you selling your fingernails? If so, for how much?
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