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regurgitator · 1y

i can’t lie i actually love yg’s body: it’s like an upside down triangle with two bird legs super glued on. no hips, no ass, thin thighs - god really said this gay shall have the body of one of the straight men. i saw him have a bit of a peach in that one photo where he’s walking in suit pants (dk if yk it) and i was appreciative, don’t get me wrong, felt the park jimin urge to sqeeeeuuuzzzeee, but in regards to ym, for me, there’s just not enough room for two dump trucks in one relationship.

anon i so vehemently agree with every word here. you have no idea. i've written paragraphs about this. i have one fic where he hits on yoongi by calling his ass flat. i want to put it in every fic tbh. i'm going to frame this.

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