I write about Korean pop, and I'm basically an asshole. You probably shouldn't support what I do, but you could go to my website if you really wanted.
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watcherswithoutb · 9h
I had a nightmare wherein Chowon of Lightsum was stabbed on live TV. We know what kpop security measures are like, so that's not too unrealistic, but the part I found to be a bit too much dream logic was that she wasn't stabbed by an insane fan but by a political dissident for having the wrong opinions on eastern European politics. When was the last time your subconscious mixed up a kpop idol with the attempted murder on a Slovak prime minister?
not in recent memory. definitely a dream, i would have realised it was a dream and woken up as soon as I dreamed that a C-list idol was allowed to have a political opinion
Kpopalypse · 8h
watcherswithoutb · 12h
https://retrospring.net/@Kpopalypse/a/112460008983915652
aespa is one of the easiest groups to figure out breast size order in (helps that they're only four). Karina>Ningning>Giselle>Winter
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Anonymous caonima · 21h
Yet another example of good SOUNDS but not much of a SONG. It's one thing to dial in the correct patch on your synth and have the right production technique, it's quite another to actually have a decent melody. You really need both to get in those end of year lists...
Anonymous caonima · 21h
do you like ladytron
meh
Anonymous caonima · 19h
https://x.com/rte/status/1791035483486601244?s=46&t=5ANXx3z55MWLNPb9XgCNaA
better than kendrick and drake, no?
well the shit I did this morning is probably better than kendrick and drake's recent raps
Anonymous caonima · 18h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wzjtbu7r4 is Giselle (shows up around 0:58) as well endowed as Karina or are Karina's boobs just really compressed? I need a Kpopalypse Fashion Class on this
It's pretty obvious in this video that they've all tried to look as 'equal' as possible
Anonymous caonima · 1d
Why do you think R.A. The Rugged Man lashes out when Tim Pool calls him "that guy"?
https://youtu.be/uyc0nAx94ig?si=H2SYriVTcupu1O9I
I can't really tell, I feel like some of the buildup is missing. Not that I care that much. Tim Pool is a piece of shit, RA should have punched him. Tim did nutty extreme left-wing grifting back in Occupy Wall Street days and swapped over to nutty extreme right-wing grifting when he realised there was more money and engagement in it. After RA calms down he makes valid points about Tim Pool's recent right-wing bootlicking, Tim tries to defend himself using his stances from over a decade ago that he no longer talks about. What he really believes I'm not sure, I think he'd say he believe anything if there was a click in it.
Kpopalypse · 1d
watcherswithoutb · 1d
Because B- and C-list girl groups have realized it's more lucrative to tour than have comebacks, there are too many boy groups on music shows. Please debut Spunkmop soon.
hahahaha will when i have the funds to make it look better than Beauty box
Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
What about artistically?
A grey area, depends who you talk to
Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
https://retrospring.net/@Kpopalypse/a/112454441495045463
what do you think about dr dre oppar, personally thought the chronic was great but then it started a weak ass sound in hiphop so like lol
yeah agree with that. it's a good album that started a shit trend
Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
Kpop has always been copying Western music. LMAO, what is this guy smoking? Eg Seo Taiji & Boys copying early 90s radio friendly poppy rap (New Jack Swing, maybe?). 1st gen girl groups like Baby V.O.X sounding like TLC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBlzhWtLoVg
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Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
https://retrospring.net/@Kpopalypse/a/112456073742324813
They should go on an AUSTRALIA ONLY "OCEANIA TOUR" together, so then Kpopalypse can finally smash yurdle puss.
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Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
gamers who complain about being single do it to themselves
Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
https://retrospring.net/@Kpopalypse/a/112455996053188356
Argument only valid if the subject is T-ara Soyeon.
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Kpopalypse · 1d
Anonymous caonima · 1d
Which one is more uncanny valley? https://www.instagram.com/p/C6-Eun2vHrz/
too close to call