One day I signed into my LinkedIn to view someone's profile (attractive girl that joined our company that week), then got suggested the profiles of other people we worked with so I ended creeping everyone's page that day before realizing it sends them alerts for "so and so has viewed your page".
Fucking... Mortifying!
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