C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶ ̶C̶M̶.̶ ̶̶̶̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶e̶z̶ 😆
<p><a href="https://i.imgur.com/0qgD45n.gif?noredirect">Xvillyv in real life</a></p>
<p><a href="https://i.imgur.com/6ZlPrme.jpg">𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅</a></p>
I actually invented "it's not you, it's me"
https://www.outlived.org/ - Are there any famous people that you're surprised to learn that you've outlived? (tip: select 'ultra-famous only' in results)
Heath Ledger 😢
My cousin who's vaccinated just tested positive and she works from home, still wears a mask everywhere. It only takes a single slipup so I don't blame them for trying to control the situation before it gets out of hand. We aren't any closer to herd immunity because of the rate at which the virus is mutating. It might even become a new TB situation where it's required immunization from now until forever.
That's just cynicism disguised as a "political view". It stops being funny when you begin to realize public policy decisions have a real life consequence on actual people. Also, fuck "libertarians" (neo-fudalists), if anarchy was a workable economic model they should go live in Somalia.
There's a picture that's gone viral comparing the fall of Saigon to this absolute shit show unfolding in Kabul. Fucking disgraceful, worse than Orange Hitler abandoning the Kurds in Iraq.
What is your favourite way to eat a potato? (fries, baked, hash browns etc.)
Home fries
Remember when Val Kilmer and Brad Pitt looked alike? Gone are those days.
MTG looks like Val Kilmer
Dogpile. Uses every search engine and populates a completed list. Also DuckDuckGo, especially for image searches.
There's instrumentals to existing rap songs
What, if anything, do you wear to bed?
Overgrown shirt + underwear
How do you eat your pizza? (i.e. with hands, slice by slice (crust/no crust) or fork and knife etc.)
Folded in half usually. The only pizza I eat with a fork and knife is Santarpio's because it's too thick to fold, it's also extremely hot when they bring it out.
What are your thoughts on ripped jeans?
They can be stylish, I'm sure ive owned a pair or two.
All's well that ends well
German. You ever hear them curse? It puts the fear of god in you
What are your thoughts on Elon Musk?
Mixed feelings mostly. On one hand he did popularize the electric car with Tesla, made solar power more accessible to homeowners, and help a lot of municipalities with power and infrastructure problems. He also illegally threatened his employees from unionizing, moved to shithole Texas, got hair plugs and started dating models to validate his ego.
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But missed out on all the royalties