They do get back to their rightful time eventually! He hands them a Screaming Stick to entertain them while he thinks and they're delighted by it, they really are his children!

Bill looks at Mabel on the Craz and Xyler arm throne and is jealous. He just wants to get to enjoy living furniture, either breathing or not, is that too much to ask?

He’s getting to see all sorts of exotic specimens today, he’s so lucky! Better sketch them out in his notebook so he can always remember this moment!

They're wretched little beasts, and they bite!!!

He's full of cake, and he manages to crawl up to the rim and flop over the edge before making jazz hands. Close enough.

He has to think about that for a moment before saying he wouldn't really consider it as such.

I feel like Ozzie handled it the best of all of them because he was fully prepared for it and the baby was so relatively tiny. The second kids were definitely 'better' for both Blitz and Zim when compared to the first since having a previous experience at their back and being better settled into their relationships helped a lot.

I think Blitz gets 'the wreck' title considering the whole, y'know, 'nearly tried to abort the baby by almost killing himself after a nightmare about how he was going to ruin their life' thing.

I am fine with putting general Bea/billford stuff on main, but I don't want to get actually fully nsfw there since that's an account that's only been 'funny/dumb sex jokes I'd laugh at when I was a teenager myself' at most usually, not Actual Porn, y'know? So, figured I might as well!

You can send the exact same stuff to the new account! It’s just that RS will be shutting down soon and I’d rather have more of those answers on somewhere that I won’t lose them then.

I did also make a billford tumblr account that I haven’t touched yet though, so maybe I could start tossing them over there? There isn’t anything there at the moment, but that’s ‘billfordbrigade’.

Via realizes very quickly how much it sucks to be her dad when she suddenly gets slammed with alcohol withdrawal symptoms combined with The Depression.

We'll just have to manifest it!

It was mentioned to be a few weeks, but he definitely did spy on Stolas more after the fact! He'd gotten used to it, after all. It was mentioned in the Stolas portion, but he wanted a good eyeful to put a body to the face again at least once or twice.

Assuming that this is an idea where something like Sinsmas happened and Stolas lost his magic? In that situation, I could definitely see Blitz wanting to give Stolas what little he has.

That was actually kinda my initial idea with the old version of the pilot au! It's a Stolas that's been buried underneath the weight of his position and is 'better' at smothering the self he is deep down inside, so the bits that leak out have been twisted into something more possessive and entitled.

Not even death can get you out of this relationship, dear!