In your gift art of the "Milfpire" for Doodle_Will, what's truly happened to the character?

Has each part of their body been filled with so much silicone they can't move or speak anymore?

How do they keep pesky pranksters away? Are they able to hop like jiangshi or are they just so arousing-mortifying that they all run away?

And where can I get one? I need a Milfpire for next Halloween!