Just your not-very-average colorful alien trying to find their way in the cosmos!
Ask to your curious earthling heart's content.
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An unknown signal · 2y
So! Since you’ve been up in space on your own for a long while, what do you eat? What else do you wish you could eat? If i were trapped in space, i’d love to have an unlimited supply of oreos
An unknown signal · 2y
What brought you out here before you lost your signal?
An unknown signal · 2y
Reading your signal loud an' clear, but how'd you get stuck over a primitive planet like Earth?
An unknown signal · 2y
How did you end up out there?
An unknown signal · 2y
For context, as a planet we usually don't get extraterrestrial signals so this is kinda new for us. It sounds like you've been scanning for a while, without much contact success until now.
Out of curiosity, have you found any interesting signals? Even if you couldn't interact, it isn't ALL empty silence out there I imagine. A stray recording separated from the source, garbage data that somehow seemed to have meaning, anything like that?
An unknown signal · 2y
Hoping this transmission comes through! My name is j-ssszzz-oo banging noises i c-ssszzzz -ar you clearly but i ssszzz if you can*bang*hear me! bang bang darn garbage dump radio ssszzz loud bang
If you can hear me szz -o you require any help? Do you need food or anyth*sz*ng?
⚡️ Oh dear. It sounds like you might need more assistance at the moment than I do!
An unknown signal · 2y
From 🌟,
BTW, I'M A- WELL, IDK.
A DEMON? GOBLIN? HUMAN?
DON'T REMEMBER.
⚡️Fascinating! Earth has so many weird creatures on it, I am overwhelmed by just how many there are... I doubt I've even scratched the surface of discovering all of it.
An unknown signal · 2y
Hey!! This is from starship 33! I got your signal, I've identified you as Izarri, yes? Are you in trouble?
An unknown signal · 2y
Wow, who knew that satellite NASA crashed into that asteroid could boost your signal so well! Glad to finally hear you coming through; are you in distress? Need assistance? Or just trying to get in contact with folks?~
An unknown signal · 2y
What is the status of your vessel? Are you in need of assistance?
An unknown signal · 2y
Hai Izarri. Got your signal. I'm a Deergon (Deerg for short)
An unknown signal · 2y
I am a human. Nice to meet you Izarri.
An unknown signal · 2y
I hear your signal, who is this?
My name is Izarriki! Izarri for short! I can't believe someone's finally gotten my signal, but... wait. Please tell me, what species are you, you who are reading this?