A Literal Microwave
TechnoCannon

Henlo! I am a microwave! All femboys will be thrown into the vat of boiling chocolate. (/hj i wouldnt throw them -w-) metal pipe drop sound

Drowned in a cup of coffee
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Open to anything lmao im bored

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🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 1 answer · 19d

Guess who forgot they weren't supposed to eat and accidentally got the surgery canceled!! /silly

🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 2 answers · 19d

kinda want someone to throw a pic of some little ducks at me or my parody... they're such sillies

🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 2 answers · 17d

//slight vent

is it bad that if i'm typing something to someone on disc and they suddenly go offline I delete what I was saying because I think they grew bored of me? is that wrong? also this isn't directed at anyone dw, it happens with everyone.

🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 2 answers · 17d

guys I think I was high off no sleep last night while on my parody. . . wtf was I doin- guys go fuckin' look if ya want . @Poisondealer

🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 1 answer · 17d

going to school, won't be on. dm me on discord if ya need anything, i'll prob be on there, my acc is Number1sk8er

Lian · 27 answers · 17d

Oh right, my errand... What were you in the middle of doing when you got hit by the Isekai Truck?

wren · 7 answers · 17d

hai to the anons asking me about random MHA characters & ships & for headcannons: please do it more I love yapping

🌩️ ; STORMBRINGER COOKIE ! ! · 2 answers · 19d

Going to my surgery soon , go flood my parody acc inbox @poisondealer ! ! also there's the possibility I might have to stay overnight at the hospital depending on how it goes ! stay safe guys ! xoxo <3

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