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Pee Bottle · 1y
TOTK is absolutely RUINING ME with the tall slutty goat dragon hybrid man and Ganon BEING IN THE SAME GAME?! yeah they know what they’re doing to me
Pee Bottle · 1y
Listen... Bernardo lynel... Guilherme lynel...
OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! AND WHAT A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A COMEBACK WIRH GUI!!! HE'LL BE SO STYLISH AND SEXY WITH HIS SWEATY DEIPPING TITS OUT!! AND I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE NARDO'S HAIR BIG ENOUGH TO COVER HIS FACE!!! and well, after all, lynel kazuo with need a herd for himself so ~ DONE❣️✅️
Pee Bottle · 1y
NEED Ganon with his face deep in a Lynel sheathe and cleaning the smeggy mess up with his tongue or at the very least getting turned inside out by giant Lynel horse cock 🙏 just seems like it’d be his natural state of being
I'VE BEEN SAYING 🗣📢❤️🔥 there's no better farmer for the lynels than ganon, him stenching with the lynels' musk, loads and cream IT'S SO SEXY AND MANLY!!! LOVE THAT FOR THEM!!! but before that i have to admit I NEED a 1v1 with ganondorf cuz i can't stress enough just how PRETTIER AND SEXIER HE BECAME!! AND OMG HE'S SO DEFIANT AND FULL OF HIMSELF!!! I LOVE HIM!!! fr need me some hours licking, sucking and sniffing his pits while he fingers me and get me ready for impregnation 😤🙏💕❤️🔥😌💘🤤💞
Pee Bottle · 1y
BWHAHAHAH oh no hes fine ive known him for a while he kept sending some horny innuendos on a discord server i told him if wants to see some he better be direct about it (to my surprise he did LOL) i just wanted to know if you have any ideas on how i can captivate him with this hole (also dont threaten me with a good time madds mikkelssen the cuntiest c*nnibal out there he could k word and est me up any time 👁)
you're doing good baby, try not to overthink things too much, the real test always is how things go irl and if the chemistry happens SO GOOD LUCK 😤🙏💕✨️ and for the live of god hannibal sliced a poor detective in pieces and put her on display, got another hoe holding on to his guts not to bleed out, got his bf framed and jumped off a cliff with him both with chonks and chonks of skin and meat missing 😭 PLS REAVALUATE YOUR CRUSHES AJSBSJAKAJAJAKA 😭😂🤣
Pee Bottle · 1y
Exchanged some nudes for the first time in a year (or two 😵💫) and hes a twink, smooth skin and shaves often (im a hairy hunk) he made me feel so hot and bothered today, praising me and being sweet, i gotta ask how can i get back at him
Plot twist! Hes a strict top and im the switch
BELOVED??? things are going good, KEEP IT UP AND AVOID ASKING STRANGERS IN THE INTERNET FOR ADVICE PLS AJAJAKAKANAKALAJSBSJAKABJAKAKSJSBSJANAJAKAJSJSKAKSJSKSKSNSJSHS but yeah honesty it's always key, make yourself comfortable and that's it BUT BE CAREFUL and baby steps pls, we never know if hannibal lecter reincarnated as a twink
Pee Bottle · 1y
“Forgot my fleshlight, thanks bro”
jerks off using their foreskin
HALLELUJAH!!! CAN I HEAR THE CHURCH SQUIRT?? but fr tho, after i got into smeg docking became 1000x better, just MWAH!!! 💋💦 chef's kiss thru and thru, always a messy and creamy regardless of that so i can't help but love it to the moon and back, ESPECIALLY IN FANTASY always sexy to imagine one or two character fucking a larger character's foreskin ME AND TWO BAD BITCHES FUCKING GANONDORF'S FORESKIN LET'S GO 🗣📢❤️🔥
Pee Bottle · 1y
Are you….into THROW UP throw up or just really sloppy blowjobs?
most of the time i mean sloppy bjs yeah, mostly actual gagging when you can't help and try to throat more than you can and throw up a whole river of saliva, but honestly i'm not mad at a bit of throw up, probably bc it happens sometimes, if it happens to me i'll be chilling regardless if i'm receiving or giving (idk if i can sexualize actual vomit and vomit inducing tho 🤷♂️)
Pee Bottle · 1y
Which of your OC’s is capable of turning a mans head into red paste with their thighs?
Pee Bottle · 1y
God that allows the cult that formed around them to hang around because they think they’re cute, funky little guys who’re also really devoted to getting them off. Refers to them as “little lambs” and schedules group cuddles.
MY FAVORITE EXCUSE FOR AN HAREM TBH!!! gotta love a god that is just a very silly guy looking for some snuggles who just so happens to have vast magical powers to provide a good life for all his little lamb beloveds ~♡ orgies were a thing a first as offering but everybody was too greedy for the god so now it makes sense everything it's scheduled and there's harem rotations and impregnanting nights for a lucky one worshipper chosen at random (which it's always ok cuz they will give birth to energy that'll eventually gain a physical form, so everybody's can have a chance) BUT YEAH love love love a wholesome entity who's very protective and caring for his followers ♡♡♡
Pee Bottle · 1y
Im a clean fag i wash my bits everyday but your posts got me wondering and i wanna get high off my own stash. How do i get a musky and smeggy cock? Any tips or tricks?
Pee Bottle · 1y
I need Bernardo to do a pinup calendar so I can see his hairy balls on every month
Pee Bottle · 1y
Jesus christ pedro noooo not talking about thor pounding the hammer inside her and running the US power grid thru her ovaries, be sensible ffs, thor can control mjolnir he just uses it as a power source and his fingers do all the job, stop tweaking 🙄😭
Pee Bottle · 1y
God/Demon who powerbottoms for their worshippers
ABSOLUTELY YES!!! THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAT A GOD, DEMON, COMMANDER, BOSS, YOU NAME IT!!! THAT SPREAD CHEEKS FOR ALL THEIR LOYAL DEVOTEES!!! I LIVE AND DIE FOR THIS DYNAMIC!!! YOUR SACRIFICES WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!!! YOU'LL REBIRTH AGAIN TO FUCK THIS HOLE AND HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!
Pee Bottle · 1y
Side anon here to remind yall thor definitely used mjolnir to finger freya, just a little electrostim fun for yall, tightening around his thick fingers, she was probly clawing the bed sheets apart
Pee Bottle · 1y
I need to see Kratos get his tiddies sucked I’m so serious that man has his nipples out for 90% of the games he’s ASKING for it
all i had in mind was thor's belly fitting perfectly against kratos' back as the spartan is balls deep into a very thirsty sif BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! THERE SHOULD BE MORE ART OF KRATOS' NIPPLES NOT ONLY BEING SUCKED UNTIL THEY'RE SORE BUT ALSO LACTATING!!! AND I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO SAY HIS PITS ALSO DEMAND IMMEDIATE ATTENTION AND AS MANY TONGUES AS POSSIBLE WORSHIPPING HIS MUSK!!!