local embarrassment
A nap
Are you a stuffy old man/woman/person in a young person’s body?
I'm a medium age hard boiled egg in a damp paper sack
Is developing new weapons unethical?
Not if they can only be used on ticks
Tell us a fun fact
Fun facts are out of stock. I got straight up depressing facts, and there may be a couple of lies left over in the back
What is a man who verbally defines himself as: A lion, a killer, a winner, a lady killer. I think that is the definition of a red flag. Is it?
It's a confusing flag at least because he's going to advertise himself as a catchall kind of killer, and then pivot like that to a lady killer specifically or exclusively even? like "psych, I'm a specialist"? then he's going to have a lot of unhappy customers. And lions somewhat famously don't even often kill ladies. Like they mainly kill antelope and shit. So what are we doing here, my dude
Do you know all the lyrics of the national anthem of the country that you live in?
I know the part where you sing "and our pockets said 'flare!', pillgrams bursting in air, gave proof through the light that our brag was still Cher"
Why are you considered an addict when you play eight hours straight some game and then working eight hours is normal?
That's only true if the person isn't making someone money by playing for 8 hours straight.
Playing a game for 8 hours is only an addiction if it isn't marketable. If it's marketable, then it can be "productive." If you do anything for eight hours solely for the purpose of your own emotional fulfillment you're "wasting time", or being lazy, it's unhealthy. But labor, and especially hours upon hours of it, that's a virtue.
Not a big fan of spring, summer, winter or fall. It's just like, a lot.
No, I'm not a nerd smh
Only if you plant the clippings and someone else grows. Otherwise, it's just dog grooming for humans.
Interesting find: An ultrasonic picture of my liver can be had for 26,82€ . I mean ... it looks clean as if it never has had some beer.
Huh, I just saw two pictures of the inside of my friend's abdomen both with their uterus in there and without it in there. And they didn't charge me anything.
Do you talk about money with your friends?
Just the poor ones
Who is probably the most famous person from your country?
Garfield
Would you be a good dictator?
Probably not, since there's no such thing as a good dictator
Yes. Turning into a worm even sounds on brand for him. I'd put him outside in the dirt of course, this is no life for a worm. Hey, it's like that Roger Miller song. I love you and don't you know I always will. You're a worm, I'm probably not one???? But suppose you was a rose and I was a whip-poor-will?
If I was a bird and you was a fish well what would we do? I guess we'd wish for re-uH-incarnation, re-uH-incarnation
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