Your friendly dungeon master! Anthropomorphic wolf, necromancer, pyromancer, guardian of souls, hoarder of puzzles and riddles, seeker of knowledge, tea enthusiast and Anubis' son.
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What's the first song that comes up on shuffle (on your music collection / ipod / favorites playlist / radio / equivalent)?
ScheiBe - Lady Gaga
What problem do you have with Greek heroes?
I do not have any problem. And from what they tell me in their endless, tedious, boring pre-battle speeches, neither do they. The story is always the same: X hero goes overboard challenging X deity, the deity destroys the hero's life either in person or by bewitching them so that they destroy it themselves, and then sends them tedious and dangerous tasks as punishment to redeem themselves. Such as destroying X creature, relocating X creature, or stealing something important from X creature. And for whatever reason the Greek deities have taken the bad habit of involving me in their tasks. I think they were serious with the first two or three heroes and that the rest have been pure vice. Daily entertainment. "Let's send the arrogant one to the necromancer wolf too, for the lulz." And they will bet and challenge each other to send this or that hero and things like that, I don't know.
Do you worship other gods than Anubis?
Yeah! Fenrir, Sekhmet and Thoth, for now.
Would you rather create a sharknado or be able to summon raccoons using a flute to forge a suit?
Well, I can only think of one situation where I need a sharknado or a raccoon suit and I think I'll go with the sharknado. I think it has a greater deterrent power, and I prefer to avoid conflicts.
do you play any musical instruments?
Well, I have an electric guitar lying around and I practice with it when I have the energy.
How often do you check Retrospring?
A couple of times or three a day.
Do bad people (to be more precise: people who persistently do harmful things to others) deserve friends?
Depends on the person. Many of them are people who have not had the opportunity to educate themselves or have suffered trauma and perhaps with some therapy and support they can change their way of seeing the world. But on the other hand, we also know that there are people incapable of feeling empathy and thinking for others. And although some of these people are aware of their condition and try to act correctly even if they do not fully understand it because they do not feel it, it is also true that a significant part simply deliberately manipulates and harms the rest openly to achieve their goals. And I believe that THOSE people already cannot have "friends" because for them the rest of us are resources and tools, but even if that were the case, I believe that those people, for that very reason, should not only not have "friends", but not be in charge of anyone, since they will not care about anyone's well-being but their own and then what happens happens; we have global warming, wars, poverty, capitalism, media manipulation...
Choose one or more:
- Exile all artifacts.
- Exile all creatures.
- Exile all enchantments.
- Exile all graveyards.
Everything except the graveyards!
Hehe... Welcome to the necropolis!
What is your creature type, power, and toughness?
Faces you with his khopesh drawn. He approaches with slow, threatening steps. His eyes glow a ghostly viridian color, his fur stands on end, and his constant, deep growl echoes through the dark halls of his temple.
Nice try, A/p/e/p's spy. Nice try!
Is it time for crab?
It's always time for crab! Bring me that seafood!
Cats or dogs?
I love all animals, but when it comes to mammals, I tend to have a special predisposition for those that live in groups and are more social. So, if I have to choose, I opt for dogs. :3
You're cute!~ :3
No, I'm Anpuankhses. Nice to meet you!
?esrever ni snoitseuq daer uoy nac llew woH
:3 .egaugnal evitan ym neve ton s'ti dna yltcefrep ti daer ev'I ,enigami ,lleW
DEAD. THEY ALL SAY.
HUSK. HUSK. HUSK.
THEY PUT ME ON LIFE SUPPORT,
TRYING TO REVIVE LOST RELICS OF THE PAST.
LET IT ALL END.
what am i?
I'm super tempted to answer "Fascism."
How did you discover your (for the lack of a better word) "wolfness"?
Well, it was an accumulation of things that progressively led me there. Empathy with wolves for being socially frowned upon when in reality they are a key piece in all ecosystems. Multiple dreams in which I saw myself covered in black fur. The fact that any animal feels like a different entity from me, even humans, but not wolves. The fact that I, naturally and unconsciously since I was little, have certain behaviors that curiously are very similar to those of wolves... I don't know, details.
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