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Thoughts about robotic arms?
I like the idea of them! Having a robotic arm to replace a lost limb sounds great for people who need it! Plus, it allows disabled people to still do stuff others can do!
thoughts on the Costco Hotdog combo meal being 1.50
Never gone to Costco, in fact there isn't even one in our general area.
Do you thinks a French fry is a potato? Chose your answer wisely…
Yes, it is made out of potato, therefore it is a potato!
Lance Lore?
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HIT THE JACKPOT QUESTION!! Prepare yourself for SO MUCH LORE...
For the first 12 years of his life, he lived in Oca, a village in Octo Valley. It was a peaceful village, until Agent 3 arrived in their quest to retrieve the Great Zapfish. After seeming to be peaceful. the village chief tricked them, and tried to kill them in the village by unleashing over 500 Octarian soldiers on them. They realized it was a trick. and told him to stop, else there'd be consequences. He refused, and paid the ultimate price for it, before they started blasting down all the soldiers blocking the entrance. Lance saw this all occur, and in anger, he barged out of his house with his father's N-Zap, which was loaded with a real bullet. He fired it at them, which narrowly missed, forcing them to flee. In response, DJ Octavio brought Lance into the Octarian Army, after he passed all three tests. He remained in the army for several months, defending his home, until he discovered the true intentions of Octavio. This led to him in the next battle against Agent 3 getting captured on purpose to leave Octo Valley. He spent the next 1 1/2 years in Inkopolis, eventually winning his first tournament after 5 tries, earning the nickname "The Prodigy" as he was the youngest to ever win a tournament at 14 years, 35 days. However, this didn't last, as he was captured by Kamabo Co and Tartar, and experimented on as #2710. This led to him becoming partially sanitized after managing to break the sterilization process in between. However, he was forced to work under Tartar to survive, capturing over 1000 subjects, including a certain someone of my main cast of characters. Eventually, as Agent 8 defeated Tartar, Lance watched from nearby, and celebrated, but was caught in the following explosion, being blown away to Octo Canyon, where Agent 4 found him. He was brought to their HQ, where he stayed for a year, as they developed a cure for sanitization. His case was rare though, as they never knew about partial sanitization to this point, leading to him being one of the main subjects for testing DNA and helping research. Eventually a cure for partial sanitization was discovered, and Lance was one of the first to test it, which was a success. He then lived peacefully once more, moving to Inkopolis Square, and winning several more tournaments. The biggest was SQUEVO 2020, where he spent the night celebrating. This celebration was short lived though, as when he was on his way back, he was attacked by 2 unknown figures, and left to die in the Splatlands, stripped of his clothing and belongings. 3 months later, a girl named Jasmine (who used to be Agent 4 before she retired) finds him, and manages to resuscitate him, finding him new clothing, and helping him get healthy again. They become good friends, and he was allowed to visit her anytime. A few weeks later, he sat in the corner of Splatsville, depressed that no one would trust him, until someone saw him. This person was Chloé, who helped him emotionally, causing him to break down into tears in her arms. He quickly developed feelings for her, and accidentally blurted it out afterwards. She originally knocked it off as a joke, and helped him find info on the two who attacked him. It turns out that it was Kephsis and Oŕvar of the Ziphosian Clan, a group of cultists who sought anarchy, and the end of all rules. They attacked Lance as a statement to end tournaments and the competitive scene as a whole. He sought revenge against them, and told Chloé and Jasmine about this news, leading to the three of them training for a year. Jasmine had a grudge against them as well, which is the reason she trained, and Chloé wasn't a fighter, but wanted to be able to protect them, so she joined them too. During this time, Lance and Chloé's bond slowly deepened, eventually leading to them having their first kiss, After the training ended, Jasmine joined Lance in staging a blackmail letter to the Ziphosian Clan, telling the two leaders to show up near the crater or their base would be leaked. They show up, and Lance and Jasmine team up against Kephsis and Oŕvar. They seem to have success at first, until Oŕvar shoots Lance in the head directly with her sniper, before Kephsis unleashed a Booyah Bomb on him, hoping to kill him once and for all. After seeing the explosion and believing he was dead, Jasmine was enraged, and killed Oŕvar in 5 shots of her E-Liter. A battle between the 2 remained led to Kephsis trying to kill Jasmine with a Neo Splat Bomb, 10x stronger than a normal Splat Bomb. However, Lance returned, and saved her life, much to her shock. He was beaten and bloodied, but was still standing. The 2 of them proceeded to defeat Kephsis, and kill him with unknowingly the same N-Zap Lance used against Agent 3, however he didn't know of this. This was because the original attack by them led to him getting amnesia. Soon after he defeated Kephsis, Lance collapsed unconscious from blood loss. Jasmine ran as fast as she could back, carrying him in her arms all the way back. Her house had 2 healing chambers, which could heal any non-lethal wounds. Once she placed Lance in there, she too collapsed from exhaustion. Luckily, her father came home later that morning, and was proud of his daughter for saving Lance's life, before placing her into the chamber as well. Chloé didn't find out about this until she heard from a witness who saw Jasmine carrying Lance run past him. She ran to her house, and saw what happened to them, causing her to breakdown in tears. She began praying for their recovery every day, which after 3 months, Jasmine woke up. After a reunion with best friends, she convince Jasmine to pray for Lance with her, in which she spilled the beans that she too has fallen in love with Lance. After he recovered 6 months after the battle, he surprised Chloé. She confessed her love to him, in which he responded in kind too, and truly became a couple. She helped Lance recover his memories, mainly thanks to help from Serena telling them to go to the library, where Lance rediscovered his SQUEVO 2020 win, and the move he used during it, nicknamed the "Quadreef". Soon after this though, a PSA occurred, announcing that Inkopolis and Splatsville was under attack by the Salmonids. After a long fought war that led to many deaths, the three of them reunited together. Throughout the next year, the three of them, along with Serena and Zane, formed Team ZCD. Finally, 2 weeks ago in my lore, something very special happened, which will be revealed in my next SFM poster!
There you have it, some Lance lore for y'all.
Opinion on Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream?
I like it, though vanilla is better IMO.
Are you officially "back"?
Just about, once I post the first part of the next SFM posters, I'll officially be back, per se.
Ur cool!
Thank you!!
dont forget to charge dat chromebook
Don't worry, it's been charging. Wait, how did you know? ARE YOU SPYING ON ME? ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE NINTENDO NINJAS? /j
I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity, do the undoable
I bite into vitamins when they ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like "Damn, you's beautiful!"
That's why when I walk in the strip club
And all the strippers start tipping me
I got so many girls they accusin' me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up, all the damn time
Asking me if I can send them nudes through a landline
Can't nobody get ahead of us
I've done so many mothers
Everyone calls me Oedipus
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap
I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
That's why I float like a butterfly, sting like chlamydia
They showed me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't pick it up
I said "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man
cause that pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough for my hand." (woo!)
Strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw (woo!)
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw (woo!)
Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday
I could probably whoop the whole country!
Can't nobody ever come at me
Cause if a zombie bites me
It becomes one of me
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap
I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
This is gangsta shit, cause I'm a gangsta dude
I live a gangsta life, I eat gangsta food
I got gangsta strength in my gangsta veins
And when I step on a lego (ha), it feels pain
(Switch it up!)
And I don't flinch when I eat up these ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to a nunnery cause they all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me cause I'm dominant
Guess how many pushups I can do?
All of them!
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap
I'll throw down with anyone on the street
And I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!
Ah, Your Favorite Martian? I rarely listen to them, though I have heard some of their music.
who the fuck are lance and chloé
if they ARE your ocs:
pay up
if they are NOT your ocs:
who the fuck are lance and chloé
Yeah, I'm broke as hell, literally not a cent to my name at the moment (I hate not having PayPal or any of those things, I have no control over any money I do have, aside from gift cards). Maybe you can draw Pearl and Marina then?
Lets Put It To The Test Then.
whaddoidraw
How about.... Lance and Chloé hanging out together!
YOUVE BEEN
THUNDAHSTRUCK
THUNDERSTRYUCK!!! YEHYEHYEHYEH THUNDERSTRUCK!!
Ah, that's what it meant. A classic Family Guy clip. Just saw the original question, and I was like WHY? Now it makes sense.
i wish i had shit to draw
If you want me to give you any recommendations, just ask! Either that, or perhaps do a poll, or even just ask for requests from your followers!
do you ever masturbate to young pictures of your mom
HUH??? WHAT??? WHO??? Answer: NO I AM NOT CHRIS-CHAN
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