I wake up every morning thinking of Uncle Crassius. At first it was a nuisance, but we grew closer, and I grew fonder. I yearn for him to call me "dumpling" or "pudding", despite my ranking in House Hlaalu now exceeding his own. When he requested a kiss in exchange for a favour, I obliged without a thought. Life wouldn't be the same without my Uncle Crassius. ((For realsies though this character is absolutely a highlight of Morrowind and I both groan and laugh when I have to visit him for another quest. He's great.))