Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 16d

What does it say about the mental ste of humanity when they throw a bunch of asparagus on a plate on telly in order to predict the upcoming weather from its pattern? Not a joke. I could relate to tell my fortune from the wrinkles my hair has after getting up this morning though.

I predict your day will be fine because it's Saturday and yip yip yip yipyipyip yip yop yip!

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