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@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 6mo

What does it say about the mental ste of humanity when they throw a bunch of asparagus on a plate on telly in order to predict the upcoming weather from its pattern? Not a joke. I could relate to tell my fortune from the wrinkles my hair has after getting up this morning though.

What show is this? That's really weird. I don't know what it says about the mental state of humanity; I would have assumed it was a joke.

@BobOmbMonkey
BobOmbMonkey · 6mo

Ignorance.

@Kabus
Kabus · 6mo

Hahahaha

@littleglobe
littleglobe · 6mo

Don't laugh, my beard stubble predicts hot and muggy and rainy weather for this weekend

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 6mo

"Help us we can no longer accept reality, f science, let's go back to medieval mysticism, ha ha ha way funnier"

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 6mo

Eh don't yuk someone's yum.

@Shannon
Shannon. · 6mo

I predict your day will be fine because it's Saturday and yip yip yip yipyipyip yip yop yip!

@Bandie
Bandie · 6mo

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