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nana · 9mo
kento Nanami is definitely gentle and bottom when it comes to men. with a woman, hes rough. that's it, that's the tweet
nana · 9mo
hes guilty of public sex
he's guilty of public masturbation as well. i can see him working as a bank teller when Nanami comes in to report fraudulent charges, showing Higuruma a list of items purchased. Higu sees the most recent charges are for dildos, anal plugs, a leather body suit, magnum sized condoms, cat ears, and an ungodly amount of bread.
"These, uh, most recent charges were not purchased in your name?"
"No," Nanami said with zero facial expression. "Those are for me."
Higuruma's nose begins to bleed freely.
"That's a lot of bread."
Defendant · 9mo
is higurama a problematic tired old man? pls discuss judge....
yes in many ways Higuruma Hiromi is guilty of being problematic, tired, old, and a man. MILFs and DILFs of the jury, we commence our trial with...
*Point 1: problematic
-he killed at least two people in a courtroom, possibly everyone in the building. that's not nice.
-he met yuji in a bathtub (fully clothed but uncomfortable for a 15 year old protag)
-he fought yuji (a minor) and almost killed him before changing his mind (indecisive!)
he killed dozens (?) of people in the culling games.
-last "problematic" evidence against Higuruma: he died :(
*Point 2: tired
-look at him. i want you to look at him.
-he's equal in tiredness to Nanami, specifically in their shared employment malaise (in our next case, i will outline why Nanami--a canonical problematic tired old man [DILF] and Higuruma should have met and vibed together and even kissed, with my key piece of evidence being a 40+ chapter Higunana AU) (WIP.)
-he hates the Japanese judicial system (99.9% of criminal trials in Japan end in the guilty verdict😬)
-he so sleepy he in the bath with him suit
-he gets all bloody and tired (and dead) whilst fighting Sukuna (another problematic tired and old man) [DILF]
-i think our boy needs some Adderall
*Point 3: old
-canonically Higuruma Hiromi is 36, setting him firmly in DILF territory (pending trial 3: Nanami can should must and WILL impregnate the lethargic defense attorney)
-can't make relatable jokes to a minor (Yuji Itadori, 15)
-dead :(
now, MILFs and DILFs of our fine jury, I have many more points to make but a lawyer just snorted all my Adderall and I'm feeling lecherous. i rest my case
Defendant · 10mo
Why is higurama your jjk bae? <3
First his nose and character design. Excellent messy hair and big tired eyes, great fashion sense. Taking a bath with a sexy suit on for unexplained reasons (knows how to make an introduction). He's brilliant and fights for the wrongfully accused. He was evil for a little bit but it was hot. Him being a good guy and sorcery prodigy is also very hot. He's just a sad little man but he's not pathetic just sopping wet. He's fucking exhausted. He's me. He's so similar to Nanami *shippable!) that I refuse to believe they never crossed paths. He's modest and his weird sense of humor makes people uncomfortable. He's totally unassuming and almost forty but he'll kill you in a variety of ways. I can headcanon him as an excellent lawyer or one who doesn't prepare and somehow wins. Or as a shady lawyer doing illegal everything. That man is my wife.