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Defendant · 10mo

is higurama a problematic tired old man? pls discuss judge....

yes in many ways Higuruma Hiromi is guilty of being problematic, tired, old, and a man. MILFs and DILFs of the jury, we commence our trial with...

*Point 1: problematic
-he killed at least two people in a courtroom, possibly everyone in the building. that's not nice.
-he met yuji in a bathtub (fully clothed but uncomfortable for a 15 year old protag)
-he fought yuji (a minor) and almost killed him before changing his mind (indecisive!)
he killed dozens (?) of people in the culling games.
-last "problematic" evidence against Higuruma: he died :(

*Point 2: tired
-look at him. i want you to look at him.
-he's equal in tiredness to Nanami, specifically in their shared employment malaise (in our next case, i will outline why Nanami--a canonical problematic tired old man [DILF] and Higuruma should have met and vibed together and even kissed, with my key piece of evidence being a 40+ chapter Higunana AU) (WIP.)
-he hates the Japanese judicial system (99.9% of criminal trials in Japan end in the guilty verdict😬)
-he so sleepy he in the bath with him suit
-he gets all bloody and tired (and dead) whilst fighting Sukuna (another problematic tired and old man) [DILF]
-i think our boy needs some Adderall

*Point 3: old
-canonically Higuruma Hiromi is 36, setting him firmly in DILF territory (pending trial 3: Nanami can should must and WILL impregnate the lethargic defense attorney)
-can't make relatable jokes to a minor (Yuji Itadori, 15)
-dead :(

now, MILFs and DILFs of our fine jury, I have many more points to make but a lawyer just snorted all my Adderall and I'm feeling lecherous. i rest my case

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