W-why, of course not!! The breadth of my gown should be of no concern for such baseless accusations! And don't you know it's uncouth to speak of your princess' undergarme- (she hurriedly tries to shuffle past while she chides you, but stops at the muffled sound of a popped cork followed by an ominous hissing and fizzing as her skirts start to lift and puff out even further around her...) Ph...phooey...