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I'm a blimp
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I don't know why but sometimes I forget you do fart inflation/gassy inflation stuff and actively partake in it. I always feel a relief-type rush of "Oh,right,they're also into gas stuff,hell yeah" whenever I remember. Sorry if this is one of the weirder posts you've received.
it's definitely not my main focus but I think gas is a very fun addition to a lot of inflation scenarios, I've said it before but I'm very picky with how it's handled tbh, The main appeal of it to me is simply that it's an embarrassing release of excess air and pressure, but it completely loses me once like, smell is factored in, or if it's colored like green or brown, I don't want it to be gross!!
Most bloated princess dragon has ever got?
Probably when she was guest of honor at a neighboring kingdom's grand banquet, she had decided to wear a tight choker and a plug in hopes to prevent any 'unbecoming outbursts'... What she didn't know was that this kingdom's #1 export was dairy, and after only a few generous courses of the rich, creamy and cheese-laden feast, her majesty was ballooning up uncontrollably with hot air, and with no way to vent the rapidly mounting pressure...
She almost filled the entire banquet hall before she popped
opinion on inflatable dresses? bc i love them and they're cute
Windbag princess struggling to hold in her unladylike gassiness, but everyone notices her bloomers get bigger, slowly lifting her up off her throne
Stop right there Princess dragon, your dress looks more poofy than usual! Are you sneaking some of the soda supplies from the royal fridge in your royal underpants again?
W-why, of course not!! The breadth of my gown should be of no concern for such baseless accusations! And don't you know it's uncouth to speak of your princess' undergarme- (she hurriedly tries to shuffle past while she chides you, but stops at the muffled sound of a popped cork followed by an ominous hissing and fizzing as her skirts start to lift and puff out even further around her...) Ph...phooey...
Dearest princess, we present you with this bouquet to thank you for your excellence in ruling the land (it's full of flowers she's allergic to)
Princess Dragon, are you sure you want to continue eating? I mean not to question your greatness, but your belly is creaking very loudly and your skin is tight as a drum. I fear something terrible could occur if you consume anything more…
Cannot get enough of this royal dragon. Bring in the barrels of the new fizzy beverages at once!
Ever since the first keg of the mysterious sweet bubbling drink was brought to her, an offering from the guild of Culinary Arcanists, one dainty sip was all it took for Her Majesty to become utterly obsessed with the stuff... She immediately sent for as many barrels as they could supply her, even recruiting some of the arcanists to be part of her cookstaff!
The royal tummy rubbers have arrived! I hope you don't mind they've been now to provide extra firm and all encompassing rubs
Princess Dragon, are you aware of what you just sat on? (There was a hidden air tank in her throne)
Princess dragon, you may be finally satiated but the townspeople have all brought offerings of food! Surely your not full enough for another 100 helpings of food?
Princess dragon, how long do you really think you can keep this banquet going? The castle's larders can't possibly endure this much abuse!
Princess dragon, you didn't swallow that bubblegum you were gifted, did you?
Princess dragon what is your royal decree?
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