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Most bloated princess dragon has ever got?
Probably when she was guest of honor at a neighboring kingdom's grand banquet, she had decided to wear a tight choker and a plug in hopes to prevent any 'unbecoming outbursts'... What she didn't know was that this kingdom's #1 export was dairy, and after only a few generous courses of the rich, creamy and cheese-laden feast, her majesty was ballooning up uncontrollably with hot air, and with no way to vent the rapidly mounting pressure...
She almost filled the entire banquet hall before she popped
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