This is such a specific and hilarious question and I love it. First off, thanks for reading YGM, it means a lot!! (Update coming soon I promise!! Summer class has just been very time consuming 😭).

The answer is that they have absolutely been stopped while wearing a strap on or packer and had to just say with full seriousness “thats my dick” when asked whats in their pants. They just have to watch their silicon cock go down the conveyor belt through the scanner in a bin all by itself. It’s poetic in a mortifying way.

In investigating their dick with such scrutiny the TSA just completely ignored the blunt they had left over in the pocket of one of the sweatpants in their suitcase.

They take the bus now.

Working on getting new stuff out for yall by the end of this week…I’ve been crazy tired and also trying to make the most out of the free time I have left before school sucks it away again. Thank you all for your patience; I promise I’m alive!! 😭

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You got it spot on, I think me and my partner have literally said that Three’s ideal state is tending the grill at the neighborhood bbq.

When Neo comes into their life they basically become an older sibling forced to take on the role of a parent on the spot. Neo’s home life sucks, they don’t really have a place to even live, so having them around kind of forces Three to step up and start learning to listen better to the needs of others.

When Neo is introduced to Eight it kind of solidifies the relationship as something parental-adjacent, to the point where Neo is saying stuff like “but Eight said it was okay!!” and whining when the two won’t let them have zebra cakes and soda for dinner.

As for after that, I think it’d be super cute for them to adopt and, after working everything out with Three’s SBS dilemma, I think they’d make good parents. Then Three finally has a justification for their exhausted dad energy (and wardrobe).

Super cute question omg, and thank you!! 🥺 Eight would 100% be a kitty, but the kind of cat that when you rescue her is super shy but then when she opens up you realize she likes to get thrown in the air and does a funny little dance before drinking water. Does that make sense? Maybe not 😭

Bea would be a little weasel that’s super playful and active but deceptively strong and will bite ur fingers mischievously. Also so so so small.

Three is more difficult for me. In workshopping this with my partner we came up with both “a shitty ant that gets swabbed with oleic acid in a lab and is convinced its dead so it brings itself to the ant graveyard” and “a lion if it was catholic”. But more seriously I think maybe a big anti-social dog that only likes one person and if you throw a toy at them they just kind of let it hit their face with an unamused side eye.

Three and Eight probably start to notice something is up when Bea doesn’t ask to hang out much anymore; normally she is always the one to plan stuff to do together. When asked about it at first she’d try and brush it off and say she’s just busy with school stuff, but it starts getting more and more obvious because she starts avoiding Eight at home too. Like Eight brings home takeout and instead of sitting at the table to eat together, Bea takes it to her room and doesn’t come out until the next day.

It’d probably take a while to get Bea to crack. She even brings a couple dates by the apartment, fucks around a little to give credibility to the facade, (and also to try and force herself to get over this crush), but none of it lasts all that long. She feels unbelievably pathetic, pining for TWO people that she assumes will never really care about her in the ways she’s wanting.

Maybe it takes both Three and Eight confronting her at once to get her to give it up. She spills her guts through bouts of sobbing and when she’s done she feels utterly mortified. Silently berating herself and convinced that she’s instantly ruined two friendships at once; it’s so fucking over.

Three and Eight come to a silent agreement with just a look and a nod while Bea wipes her eyes and looks at the floor. Then, to her complete shock, Eight holds her face and leans in to kiss her while Three rubs her back. Bea fears for a moment that she’s being coddled, that they’re both just humoring her out of pity, but truthfully, in that moment, she doesn’t even fucking care. She’s starved for it and never wants these two to stop touching her and whispering quiet affirmations of their affection.

And yeah, they pass her back and forth to take turns kissing her until she’s lightheaded and overwhelmed and at a complete loss for words. And, embarrassingly, she’s unbelievably wet just from this; it’s everything she imagined and more. They’re both so warm and even though she’s no stranger to intimate touch, when it’s them it feels so different and electric.

Basically I think this confession should segue into Bea having the most intense orgasm she’s ever experienced from these two touching her over her clothes. All it takes is Three’s fingers rubbing between her legs while Eight teases her nipples through her shirt and she’s gone. She’s had way more complicated sex that didn’t make her cum half as hard as she does just from thrusting up against Three’s hand.

Obviously they all have a lot of intricacies about this relationship that they have yet to discuss, but after all the crying, stress, vulnerability, and cumming her brains out, Bea is completely wiped. She lets them lead her to bed and sandwich her all comfy between them, and in seconds she passes the fuck out. Gets the best sleep she’s had in months.

It’s been a while since I’ve had an OT3 I cared about as much as these fucking lesbians….it physically pains me. Thank u for asking about them 😭❤️

Hmmm it’s hard to say…I honestly don’t think Three or Eight have any idea that Bea is interested in either of them. Bea knows how to hide it really well and keeps a safe distance so that it doesn’t slip, but she can’t lie to herself and say it isn’t a constant fucking struggle lmao.

At first she just kind of expected her thing for Eight to be a normal, temporary crush, but when it persisted, and then morphed into a weird thing for Three too, she starts isolating herself. She doesn’t want to fuck up the good thing these two have just because she has feelings she can’t seem to get over.

Honestly though, if Three and Eight knew, (and maybe eventually they do find out somehow), I really do think they would accept her. At the very least they’d be willing to have a threesome lmao, but I think romantically, too! Both of them already love her, so it’s not hard. I’m getting emotional over these fucking gay squids goddamnit 😭