Anon · 7mo
Hi Wally! I have a really stupid question. Has Three ever had their luggage "randomly" searched by TSA? Assuming they had a little Something Special for their girl tucked away in a sweatshirt in there? I finally read the main fic and they definitely seem like the type to take the long way places to avoid that flavor of embarrassment, maybe for a reason... -🎀
This is such a specific and hilarious question and I love it. First off, thanks for reading YGM, it means a lot!! (Update coming soon I promise!! Summer class has just been very time consuming 😭).
The answer is that they have absolutely been stopped while wearing a strap on or packer and had to just say with full seriousness “thats my dick” when asked whats in their pants. They just have to watch their silicon cock go down the conveyor belt through the scanner in a bin all by itself. It’s poetic in a mortifying way.
In investigating their dick with such scrutiny the TSA just completely ignored the blunt they had left over in the pocket of one of the sweatpants in their suitcase.
They take the bus now.
