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Is this place dead, or is it just me?🥺👉👈
"Undiagnosed
pneumonia outbreak
in China puts pressure
on pediatric hospitals,
Prompts questions"
News brief November 22, 2023
And right before an election
year. How convenient🤔🤔🙃
Barney the dinosaur 2023... Kid: "I can hear the soda fizz when it opens" Barny: "So you can fucking hear? The world is an amazing place🙄" Kid: "barney your tail is hurt" Barney: "That's just the herpes starting up l, I should cover that up" Kid: "Barney is alittle... different than the rest of us" Barney: "I'm the only one who is a bad motherfucker"🤣
Barney the dinosaur 2023: "I love you, you love me, toy ambulance hits his foot Barney: Ow you fucker!! Kid "Ambulances have sirens" Barney: "Fucking obvious"😆🦖
Born in the 80's,
Raised in the 90's
We are the last generation that learned
to play in the street, we are the
pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms_
we where the last to record songs off
the radio on cassettes. We learned
how to program the VCR before
anyone else, we grew up watching
Saved by the Bell, The Fresh Prince of
Bel Air and Martin, we traveled in cars
with no seatbelts or airbags, we lived
without cell phones, we wrote letters
we grew up without profiles and likes
and bathroom mirror pictures...
We had the best of the
best of all times😁
Watching Wednesday on Netflix and smoking weed (the only way I can tolerate Wednesday show😆) brought out the creativity in me. I came up with a rebooted new monster themed family.. allow me clears throat, Plays kazoo "They took some cash from China, They smoked crack with a minor, Old Joe's memory's declin, The Biden Family" come on guys sing it's fun😆 "Oh Hunter is a sleeve bag, he took rides from president Xi Jinping, made movies of his weiner, The Biden Family" It's alittle catchy admit it!🤣🤣😇
God creates dinosaurs. God
destroys dinosaurs. God
creates man. Man destroys
God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherites the earth... IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW🤣
Lol Super Mario bros movie is on Netflix. Yeah they are hell bent on getting me to cancel that. 😆 like I'm watching that .. can someone tell me how Chris Pratt became a voice actor? He has no distinctive voice what's so ever. Voice acting as I understand it falls into a few categories. Either you have a high, squeaky voice, a low booming voice or a set range where you can do all the voices. He's none of that. So how??🤣
I posted a clip of Biden's gaffs on Instagram and it is truly disturbing how much his mental capacity had declined. Lol I don't know how the GOP will match wits with a mind as sharp as President Joe Biden's. His mind is as sharp as a bowl of pudding at this point!!🤣🤣😝😝
People, im telling you, i work in a nursing home. I've had more coherent conversations with 90 yr olds who have had strokes. Then, the way "our president" sounds in these clips. You know, he has his finger on the button, so to speak. Are you scared yet??
There was this girl who lit the internet on fire when she got her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead. I'm sure there were plenty of wtf comments. When I saw it I immediately thought it was fake, but then I thought given how young women today were de-evolving, I could imagine someone doing that. Well I'm happy to say my initial instincts were correct. It was fake. She posted a follow up video scrubbing off the head tattoo with a message for young girls. She said she regrets ALL her tattoos, all of them and she's tatted up. Her shoulders, down her arms, God knows where else. She says to girls to think about your actions that you may regret when you're older. It completely blows apart modern feminism. It take logic and responsibility for your actions, to a movement build on illogical decisions that you take no responsibility for. So that tattoo you get or onlyfans you make at 33 may not be as fun at 43. And you can't take it back it warms my heart to see a young woman with that mindset. Maybe there's hope for you dames yet 😁😝
Since where on our way to Christmas I'll sing a little Diddy to get us rolling. Lol sing along if you know it.. clears throat "I feel my pecker tingling, ball are jingling too, I need to know whether to link them together with youu. I need a hot slick mama to slide my salami into.. I must eager, cause your beaver will doo" come on everyone, sing! Why am i not invited to the Christmas party!🤣
ugh, I hate Thanksgiving so much I want to puke. I just got in a big fight with my mom. I'm not going to the moocher farm this year. I hate my cousins and their snotty kids and their bullshit narcissism. I don't want to deal with it anymore . I'm an adult now and I'm not going anywhere I don't want to. Thanksgiving is a BS holiday to celebrate gluttony.😝😄
Well let's listen to a nice old song from 1935. When the world was pure. I play the record player. "I've got nipples on my tiddies, big as the end of my thumb. I've got something between my legs that will make a dead man cum! I spit out my coffee 🤣🤣
Some foolish bank gave me $280 credit, I don't got no money, so stupid🤣 this is going to expand my PS5 collection. I'm getting Resident evil 4, Dead Space. And Red Dead Redemption 2 why not it's on sale. I'm buying for the only person that matters and deserves a reward.. . Myself😁
Anyonensee Cardi B smashing Joe Biden over his Hypocrisy. It was hilarious. You know the world is on the brink of collapse when Cardi B is making COMPLETE sense. She just had her red pill moment. Or what I prefer to call it her breaking moment. It's the moment when young libreals HOPEFULLY realize their party is totally insane and full of shit😆 I doubt she'll be flying the MAGA flag anytime soon but it is impressive to see her not give a shit about her career and talk about her being lied to. For her it was his excessive spending and war mongering, for others its cutting babies' dicks off. The journey isn't important As long as you get there.
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