auto-generated questions here we GOOOO

• when i was a dummy kid, i climbed into an opening of a wall and fell off head first; had an ice pack
• when i was 8, i sprained my pinkie when falling off the monkey bars
• when i was 13, i stepped on a broken glass piece, right onto my right foot sole (around the base of the big-toe); just took it out, wrapped it and called it a night
• when i was 15, i rolled/sprained my right ankle while walking/tripping downstairs in my school theatre (my actual highschool had stupidly steep steps except for the theatre and, well, whoops!). had to be wheelchaired out
• when i was 16, i rolled/sprained my right ankle, again, while walking to my seat in my school theatre; some asshole didn't move for me and i tripped over his crusty feet. also wheelchaired out :^)

nah, i did not go to the hospital for any of these. i only went to the doctors for my pinkie and ankle (2nd event). my right foot has seen better days.