you ever thought about Capitano thinking of himself like young Childe’s adoptive father? oh I just know Taru is so into it too. In the WORST way possible!! he’s always like “yes daddy” or “anything for you daddy” and Capitano thinks it innocent until Taru is climbing into his lap on his eighteenth birthday and grinding down against him with pretty little whines. “What are you doing?” Capitano would ask gruffly, but poor Taru is too into it to hear him, whining and moaning wontonly whilst swiveling his hips around. Capitano would grab him so roughly and order him to stop. “This is inappropriate, Tartaglia.” he would hiss, watching the young man pout on his lap. “Don’t you love me daddy?” he whimpers, “I just want to show daddy how much I love him.”