oh frick uhhhh
Skyrim, New Vegas, Minecraft, Terraria (Calamity modpack), all of Xenoblade

I know the cutaway gag that mentions this, and no. I never will be ready, I never could be ready, and I never want to be.
...unless it's a literal pudding pop, in which case, maybe later.

I'm... not sure where it is, actually. I know I made one, but I'm not sure I can find it.
Hmmm...

Maple has a low alcohol tolerance, and Freya ate too much New Year's Cake

They are getting FAT. So they've been good for Christmas.
...Except Victoria. She's on the Gremlin List

I fucking hate Mr Mime. I wish it was extinct.

Golurk is #1. My giant ancient robot son.... who can fly.

Honestly, probably not. In a modern AU, Freya would be like... the regional manager of her family's company (bad at her job, 10/10 boss)

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this, buuut... good odds on every fast food place in the country running out of food in less than a week.

Hmmm... royal tailor. Freya goes through so much clothes... and, she loans out their services to her friends. Clarabelle's hips got so wide the seat of her robes tore? Tailor. Maple ripped the sleeves of her suit jacket? Tailor. Ysabel snapped another skirt waistband. Tailor.

Different for each one, really. For Freya and Maple, this is practically a monthly occurrence. For Clarabelle and Ysabel, face-burning embarrassment. For the others... eh, I'm too lazy to list em all out.

Bone marrow and organs, mostly. Some gold coins. Cursed Knowledge.

Absolutely. She’ll want any visiting diplomats to try this cake, and that cake, and oh that one, that’s one of her favorites- basically, she gets too enthused about showing people cake and just starts stuffing slices in people’s mouths.

This is. A tough choice.
Top anime: Kekkai Sensen. Funny, gut-wrenching, blood pumping, and some damn good music…
Top manga: Dandadan. Same as above, minus music (manga is silent). The dandadan anime is good too, obviously, but the manga… it’s special to me.

Indeed… the day for frying!
Chicken, and… uh… what else is fried