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What Dangans need to be berried the most. That is are not berried enough compared to others
Heck if I know these days, it's hard to tell how much everyone's getting these days
but if I had to guess, I'm gonna say himiko because she's my buddy mage's fav so more of her, obviously
Nendi trying to paint on an easel-canvas-whatever, but she fails to account for her belly, which is now covered in paint
Many such cases, she's always overthinking things and the perpetrator is always right under her nose
Just working away at something for the gallery, wondering why her stomach feels wet, and boom the entire lower half of the canvas has been reduced to a incomprehensible smear
Best case scenario she can pass that off as metaphor but worst case she's gotta start again, this time from the top of the canvas to the bottom
Gotta wash that shirt either way, lmao ;)
Ok but, best way for a balloon to pop?
Either going beyond their limits or some manner of innocent object being left out that they don't realize until it's way too late :D
If your OCs would cosplay danganronpa characters, which ones would they choose to be.
Nendi: Angie, by vitrue of the artist thing.
Faithe: Either Hina or Akane, she's having trouble deciding which one though
Mello: the funny bear, by virtue of already being pure white so it's a manner of just getting some black paint
Ibluki: Ibuki... obviously.
Deer?
Yes, the deervine truth:
Deer good :)
AB How big is your normal size? I sit enough to be a bed, bigger, smaller?
i dunno i usually dont have a means of measure but lemme think on that one
hmmmm
hm
hmm
this is a bit of a ballpark estimate but id have to clock my width at about 2 windows wide
but i dunno what kind of windows they are so idk lol
heights roughly the same as that maybe more maybe less
id probably have to see how many wine bottles i can get out of a batch and then run those numbers later
Is it difficult at all keeping a non-berry form?
ill say this
it aint easy
doing this stuff requires some really heavy focus on my side of things and its a real drainer at times
thankfully i usually take a few drinks out with me to keep some pep in my step but even now and again it becomes a real strain so i gotta duck into a seclusion and let some of it loose for a bit to catch my breath
lol its kind of convenient that nobody really looks in bathroom stalls because thats a perfect spot to decomp for a bit and take it easy
but other than hiding that much in me it aint too bad
ive been shapeshifting for as long as i can recall so it kinda comes natural ig
Got any fun plans for the holidays ibluki?
oh right winter
gotta admit not too keen on winter because it really cools my juice over
which means to keep my energy up i gotta swap over to
blegh
coffee
just to stay warm this time of year
that being said though ill probably run over to the farmers market and see if i can get some cranberries and stuff
mash that up and mix it in with my wine for some limited edition festive wine for the season
could make a few bucks more off that
cause thankfully its right around the time the juice finishes fermenting i can feel it lmao
so keep an eye out ig
What would your OCs idea of an ideal date be?
Nendi: A pleasant night at a decent restaurant, maybe go for a nice walk in the park or visit the gallery, followed by either her or Faithe hanging out at either of their living spaces, sharing pleasant conversation and maybe a movie.
Faithe: Food wherever as long as it's tasty, go out and do something fun after. Hang out afterwards.
Ibluki: Not really in the dating pool, but would invite you over, order delivery, and just hang out and watch stuff on youtube.
Does Faithe ever pop tease Nendi?
Only when given express consent to. Through personal experience and mounting evidence (alongside finding out why she's into it), Faithe's figured out that Nendi's more into the act of getting big and being big rather than the cathartic release of exploding part, so she doesn't do that as much. Therefore, she's more of a tease on the size and blowing up aspect, but once in a blue moon she'll tease about how Nendi could pop if given the go-ahead.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- [pause to take breath] -eeer
Preach! Deer is a thing that you should definitely shout from the rooftops because it is a divine truth that deer are cute and awesome and cool, nobody can deny that
I am uneducated in the ways of Fat Deer. What can you do to help educate me (and others)
The best I can do is preach (what I've been doing), provide visual aids for reference (on https://www.furaffinity.net/user/danganplumpap), allow open forum (the retrospring) and answer anything I can that comes my way
But the general gist is that you gotta imagine a cute deer with a lot of fat and then you know the truth that fat deer are awesome because they're soft and cuddly and all that's good in the world
Just how big could a deer get
Deerologists are still seeking a conclusive answer to this dilemma, so far they haven't found any because every deer they test the theory on keeps ending up bigger than the last, so we're kinda at a stalemate here
If you ask me though I hope they never figure it out and that the horizon for a conclusive deer size remains unreachable
To see this question about nendi, you must solve my 3 riddles
Gotcha.
First answer is deer, second one's dear, third one's sphere.
gg ez
Does Nendi have a favourite way to be inflated? Or perhaps a favourite thing to be inflated with- air, water etc?
It usually depends on location and circumstances.
Helium is roofed environments (or if you're really diligent about holding a string, outside), air anywhere, water on hot days, or if she's not at risk of causing water damage to anything (and she rarely uses that one anyway)
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