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Inquiring inquirer · 12mo

Merry Christmas I'm too lazy to log in but I bring you the thought of being lovingly squished between the loud rumbling guts of your harem of prissy evil bitches

I know who this is and I'm impressed you can even type after drinking a country mile's worth of heavy nog ya fackin' pig, I can still hear your ass over the belly symphony

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