See, my only problem preventing this from being an easy answer is that too many of my men are swinging pendulums between 'objectively coolest guy in the room' and 'shivering wet angry chihuahua everyone is laughing at' because that's just the way they seem to come for me, evidently.

But I'll say in the high swag corner is Sakyo and Kagato (wore their fits well, did it all for their love of the game with no regard for how it affected anyone else, but faced their deaths with grace and a smile)

And in the low tier... Matthew Patel used to wear this crown comfortably but the Netflix series actually bolstered his stats up a LOT so now it's harder to say he's a total loser. Elder Toguro is absolutely a swagless little freak though. That man has nothing.

—AH FUCK

Okay okay okay fine sheesh this really is an interrogation let's go

1. Pip (Initial big crush when I first read it at the tender age of 13, back when my primary type of guy was in a very different swing but I still feel fondly for him... 'then where's the art of hi--' IN A MINUTE)
2. Seras (If you hate her you're gay and not in the cute way sorry. She's wunderbar. 'then where's the art of he--' IN A MINUTE!!!)
3. Jan and Luke (They get to share a slot together because in my heart of hearts they're just anime Beavis and Butthead except I might actually let them score)
4. Walter (But specifically either the backstabbing vampire'd bitch or catty old man edition, the sassy shota never did anything for me even when I WAS his age)
5. Integra (If you hate her you're also gay. Long haired butches have it all what more needs to be said)

Extra mention for Maxwell btw (I just think it's really fucking funny that the MOMENT that fancy scarf touches his shoulders he goes from a cunt to a mega-cunt. How do you manage that.)

Blobs, huh? I'm a bit finicky on who gets the big-big-BIG boy pants out of my boy collection tbh, but I've found 🐆 to be completely doable just because one of the Six Powers seems to be being able to control your body metabolism at will (as Kumadori demonstrates once), so I believe he's free to gorge until he fills out the bedroom and then 'default' himself when he gets bored and then eventually gain it back all over again- and personally speaking I'm much more into going through the rounds over and over in different inventive ways than an infinite Number Goes Up simulator.

But to your actual question! Care... Definitely hygienic routines in the morning after a big breakfast, he insists he doesn't want to be all smelly like a certain dog. Even if that means we've had to up the shower into a whole extra room he can fit in and gives me the nozzle and two hours of my day making sure he's as clean as he likes it. He has little qualms about showing himself to other people like this because he knows he'll still kill anyone who laughs or comments, so he's not afraid to heft his big ass up (He's still mobile! He's strong, you know!) and accompany on errands no matter how cumbersome it is for most people to work around his width... Otherwise he prefers being a little lazy when he allows himself to become this fat and prefers snacking and attention from his One Person much like the fat cat bastard he is LOL, a lot of words here for not much.

That said, to the point of spice, you better believe he can get the bed soaked hefting all that around to rub some nooks and crannies together.

Sexy question indeed. Now, LEAST? I guess I'm in the expected pit of not being a fan of the end half of CB and that final arc, but I have sympathy for Togashi just wanting it OVER with because it was stressing him out badly to continue YYH at that point and he didn't know what to do anymore.

To your second question... No, actually! I guess if one couldn't tell from what I try to adapt into my style in fanart, I much prefer the ink and cel look to older anime and the depth of simplicity - I find a lot of newer stuff to be overglossed and trying too hard to show off (chill with the nonstop camera spinning I'm old?!) to hold people's hypebeast attention for what little pay the animators get. If anything I'd rather go back in time and have the old anime be a little more accurate to the manga... Poor Atsuko.