Inquiring inquirer · 3mo

when being laid on, sat on, generally used as a piece of furniture, whats the kind of attitude you want the big guy to have? Oblivious, teasing, aloof, etc etc

Depends on the character and what I'm in the mood for! Sometimes I'm in the mood for them to be a snarky fat bitch rubbing it in how uncomfortable I look down there but it's the position most suited to me, and sometimes I want them to just be busy reading a magazine or taking a nap and completely ignoring me because, hey, furniture can't talk. I have very solid self esteem, assuredly.

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