Pandy · 10 answers · 4y
Tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
2 yrs ago at my cousin's wedding. all extended family is there all fuckers i don't like. so i'm pounding drinks. it's time for my turn to toast.. i stand a up a bit wobbly. the room goes silent. i raise my 12th glass,,, To Rape... & I SIT DOWN.. The crowd gasps, my mom spits out whatever she was drinking.. XD
