Nope, but I would expect the majority to be done by the person who has more time. But its good manners to look after yourself and clean up after yourself so as to not be a burden to your partner.

I'm not sure babies do anything other than poop, cry and learn about the world. Fairly sure they don't decide or operate a piercing on their own...

Yeah, I skipped it this year. I've worked at places that do full on blow outs that include awards nights and other that do small ones. They are no substitutes for shite cultures.

Yuuuup.

It'll be a return to work meeting. Its their way to make sure your return to work is a smooth one, for example you may be put on light duties or have a phased return to work in order to make sure you don't go back on sick leave.

It would if there was a population shortage on this planet... but it turns out its quite the opposite so I'm passionately indifferent to it.

If you know your sizes, I'd go to eBay or an equivalent and try and find a used suit an shirt in your size from a reputable brand. Suits depreciate in value massively once worn, and in my opinion its better to have a nice suit than no suit at all rather than a cheap suit. Perhaps go to a suit shop to understand your sizes then go online?

You spend a third of your productive years at work. Might as well learn to get along with your co-workers.

Are you fit to work? Whatever your answer is to that question answers your question. But if your answer is no, you'll need to find a doctor who agrees with you.

I've heard some wild justifications for people to think its rightfully theirs. It's not. I can appreciate its a rush to do but its still wrong.

Ignoring the banhammer bait 'some people' and 'only sexual violence' wording. I'd put it to you that they are both terrible things and its a waste of time to be unsympathetic to anyone who experiences either one of them. But if you want an answer, people might perceive that because its trauma and shame that they have to live with, and the thing with trauma is its very hard to quantify or see but it is extremely real to them, its also trauma that can come up again and again as they try to move on and meet people.

I have, but Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the best games of all time. So good that I don't remember much about the first one.

Exactly what Sean said.

Yup - both for what it symbolises (a reminder that the government can be [close to] overthrown by a few people) and the pwetty fireworks. Though I would prefer it if firework displays were left to specialists and that access to fireworks should be more restricted - we shouldn't be having kids firing fireworks and emergency workers or neighbours giving pets heart attacks.

I can only speculate why girls 'would' lie, I don't think all girls 'do' lie. I'd guess its to prevent creepy people from hitting on them, their parents to give them a break from 'single pressure' or potentially lying to their family to protect their sexuality (be it, Bi, Lesbian or Asexual).