I have a funny story. When we were 10 me and my friend had to take this long bus ride home from school. Public bus there was this girl crackhead passed out with a pool of drool hanging from her mouth to the floor. So my friend pulls his pants down and aims his ass right near her face and farts right in her mouth.. she shakes her head and says, "God damn who farted!? I'm gonna kill the muthafucker who farted on this bus!! WE WERE DYING😂😂