According to a fill-in-the-blanks Dr. Seuss book I have from when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cop (I completely forgot about that). Cop would definitely be the last job I'd want now. Even if I were capable of being a cop, which I'm not, I hate cops, I think they're bullies, and there are some good ones, but even if I were a good one I'd have to swallow my conscience and abide by the Blue Code. Later on, like in junior high, I wanted to be a "mad scientist."