Olivia Scott · 7 answers · 12d

i'm hungry. what food do you feed me?

If it has to be from stuff we have around the house, it'll either be a garlic buttery crust pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket, or my signature dish, 8 oz spaghetti with one jar of spaghetti sauce and one jar of Classico pesto, depending on how much I like you. If we can go to grocery store (I'm not driving), I'll get you a spinach wrap with Boar's Head sliced turkey, mustard, tomatoes, spinach leaves, banana peppers, jalapeno peppers, pickles, black olives, mushrooms, cucumbers, green peppers and deli sauce, or take out and add ingredients to suit your taste, but either way you have to have a lot of vegetables. Experts say that eating an adequate amount of vegetables eliminates 90% of health issues. Yet most people seem to opt for the pills they'll inevitably have take otherwise, with all their side effects up to and including death, and the pills you take for those side effects, and the side effects those pills have, etc., and/or the surgeries they may leave them in medical bankruptcy...

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