Maybe one of the celebrities I LIKE like who I also think might like me, such as Aubrey Plaza or Jennette McCurdy.

Or maybe the late Meher Baba (a supposed avatar/God-realized person).. I'm not sure if he's really God-realized or if such a thing exists, but my friend who's generally right about everything believes in the avatars, and it would be interesting to test Meher Baba and see what I think. Of course, if he passes the test there'd be a lot more I could gain from him than just the results of a test.

Or maybe Neale Donald Walsch, my favorite author who's able to talk to God directly, at least sometimes, and either way is an all-around godly person because of his past communications with God and his decades-long striving to follow God's wisdom.