Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 2y

Why do people have just cats and dogs and almost no sharks, hardly any scorpions, a miserable amount of spiders and a miniscule number of ducks. I mean, c'mon, don't you all claim to love animals?

I don't love all animals lol, especially from what I heard about ducks and their sexual practices around dead ducks... Sheesh

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